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Promoting my OTP: Cristiano Ronaldo/ Wayne Rooney

First a word of warning: This is by no means dial-up safe. Sorry. I may have gone a bit overboard with the clips and the pics... Also, I'd like to blame this entry on [info]karneol_vision who talked me into doing this. ;)

Now, I know these two may seem unlikely at first glance. They may play for the same club but how can that work. The beauty and the beast. And then there was The Incident at the WC when Rooney got sent off the pitch with a red card and the whole of England blamed Cristiano for it who allegedly asked for it. Btw, the commentators on this clip really pi** me off because Wayne Rooney admitted that he asked for a card for Cristiano just minutes before he stepped on Carvalho...

Anyway, they kissed and made up and everything is fine now. Don't believe me?


Obviously it all started before that fateful match during the WC. Back when they used to hug so very adorable...


...and goof around with the best of them...


But of course, those were they days when Ruud still played for ManU and those three liked to form pretty manpiles...




Things seemed to be a bit tense after the WC...


But when even tv chanels do romantic videos about them having to make up again...

...how could they not.

Watch them on the bus to the match against Benfica this autumn. Wayne doesn't look happy until he's sitting right beside Cristiano.



And then of course, there's this lovely scene


And even more lovely this one

Because - eep! - Wayne's actually kissing Cristiano. Right on the nape!

Wayne's even trying to show what he learned from Cristiano and Cristiano - he looks all indulgent and happy and flattered and okay, amused.

The link to youtube is here.

Also if the degree of your having a crush on a person is to be measured by how much you talk about him/her then do watch this interview with Wayne which is funny anyway. And does show a truly adorable and shy Wayne Rooney even though [info]taelonmahal stubbornly refuses to believe me.


Still in need of the ultimate proof? Here it is because if this isn't the most domestic and adorable pic ever...


And really it's not just me (obsessed and fangirly as I am) who is seeing it but also the lovely writer of this article at torlaune.de who says:
"And they do love eachother.
Did somebody ever claim that Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney have a problem with eachother (?) If they do then they only have the sorts of problems you have in any kind of relationship. That these two also enjoy very happy moments with eachother is clearly proven with this intimite picture." Oh yes, it is!
Edit 2: Okay, the link to this article was actually broke. Not that anyone noticed. ;) But that means that you also didn't see the following pic which [info]memororis dubbed so charmingly as "blowjob in public"-picture. She also insisted that it should be included here and so here we go...without further ado...

Edit 4: So, as [info]acertainallure, [info]karneol_vision and [info]stina_x convincly pointed out: This is a manip. I thought, it was only a case of funny perspective but no, it is a manip. Cristiano is a bit smaller compared to Wayne when he should be a bit taller and most of all the space between Cristiano's arms and his head - grey.

Edit 1: And here's another article asking if they will kiss and make up again. Ha!

Last but certainly not least I'd like to pimp [info]lobelia321's wonderful, wonderful fic Nemesis. Hopefully there'll be more with the two of them in the future?! *cackles*
Edit 3: And yes, we have another brilliant story about these two amazing men. It's called Perfect Remedy and it was written by the wonderful [info]stina_x. Another absolute must-read!
Edit 5: And another rec of mine with this pairing. It's The Unnamed Series by [info]zahz87. Go. Read. Now! ;)
Tags: other: otp promotion, other: picspam, player: cristiano ronaldo, player: wayne rooney

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[info]miman

October 23 2006, 18:21:51 UTC 5 years ago

EEEEEEEEEEP. *facepalm*

[info]miman

October 23 2006, 18:25:11 UTC 5 years ago

That kiss on the nape - NOOOOOO!!!! It's JT/Lamps signature!

Anyway, you've sort of got me convinced. And that fic by lobelia is brilliant.

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October 23 2006, 18:27:59 UTC 5 years ago

There sooo needs to be more fic of those two. I would write some but im just too busy with college work and work work lol. Otherwise if i get the chance i so would.

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October 23 2006, 19:44:43 UTC 5 years ago

What a shame but of course rl is first. But maybe you'll find a tiny bit of time to squeez in some writing...:)

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October 23 2006, 18:55:36 UTC 5 years ago

Oh man, this is just what I needed. I knew these two had something going on and I was desperate for a picpsam! Awesome :D

[info]junalele

October 23 2006, 19:46:47 UTC 5 years ago

Oh thanks. I guess, that the right timing then. :)

[info]stina_x

October 23 2006, 18:55:55 UTC 5 years ago

It´s funny because it is only a few days ago that I became interested in them. I have some love/hate-feelings for Cristiano because he´s talented and pretty, but also often so pathetic and egoistic on the pitch. I googled to find out if he ever made up again with Rooney and was fascinated when I found pics of the kind you now posted (and made a little icon *g*). But your pics are even cuter, esp. the kiss on the neck and the last one is just... *squee*
As for Rooney, I always thought he´s just a rude typical english kid but now, this whole Cristiano/Rooney thing makes me see more in him.

[info]junalele

October 23 2006, 19:48:27 UTC 5 years ago

I have some love/hate-feelings for Cristiano because he´s talented and pretty, but also often so pathetic and egoistic on the pitch.
Can't disagree with that. Not necessarily the pathetic but the egoistical, yes. :) And nice icon you made there.

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October 23 2006, 19:19:03 UTC 5 years ago

*g* I can totally see why you are fascinated by them. Opposites attract. :)

And wow, Shrek does actually look pretty good in that white shirt! And he's got nice almost violet eyes..

[info]junalele

October 23 2006, 19:52:31 UTC 5 years ago

*g* I can totally see why you are fascinated by them.
You do? I'm not even sure I do. No, you're right. The opposites and they're just so there.

Shrek? ROFL. Love that one!

[info]memororis

October 23 2006, 19:29:55 UTC 5 years ago

Oh, junalele! This was brilliant! We soooo need more fics about them. I'm in a process of writing a few, but it just isn't that fun, reading your own fics. :/ But guh, writing them and reading others', that's so much fun. ^^

I want Crissie and Waynie to play together again... :) Hopefully Cris'll be healthy for Wednesday's game. *thumbs up* But awww, just thinking about Cris being sick and Waynie going over to his place and them cuddling in Crissie's bed... *dreams*

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[info]junalele

October 23 2006, 19:56:07 UTC 5 years ago

*blushes* Thank you!

I'm in a process of writing a few, ...
You are? A few? *claps her hands excitedly*

Can't really see Wayne and Cristiano cuddling like that... More like Cristiano laying on the couch whinng and moaning and wanting soup and blankets and Wayne giving his very best but burning the soup and swearing. But I guess, ultimatedly they'd be in bed together cuddling... Aaw!

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October 23 2006, 19:53:16 UTC 5 years ago

I can't decide which would be more appropriate: (1) tragicomedy wherein they throw tantrums and flying projectiles at each other, or (2) really dark really heavy fic featuring pretentious imagery and spectacularly horrible hatesex.

Also, YOUR TIMING HA HA HA. I am in a very vulnerable, weakened state of mind right now and this post was the last thing I needed. Auuugh. *is disowned by her flist forever!*

[info]junalele

October 23 2006, 20:02:50 UTC 5 years ago

I'll take both, please? *nods happily*

No, really, I have this vision of them meeting up after the WC in training and blowing up with little things. And Gary and the other boys are holding them apart but finally they clash and it's very physical and all... Now, if I could just write that down... :(

Auuugh. *is disowned by her flist forever!*
Oh my god, what did I do? Erh, and why are you disowned? *heads over to your lj*

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October 23 2006, 20:56:01 UTC 5 years ago

t's looks like there's no being indifferent towards them, what with them being so showy and touchy.
It certainyl seems like it. And I'm so very suprised because I was reactions like 'Uh, totally not seeing it!' and not 'Oh, bad timing. I've been thinking about them the last few days'... What can I say? There's just no resisting the Cristyne!

And I might be a little frightened of just how much they appeal to me... O-O
As am I, as am I. I just decided to accept it. After I accepted my new football-loving self everything else is easy. ROFL.

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[info]rezie

October 23 2006, 22:05:44 UTC 5 years ago

+ haha yay. i have many football OTPs, but they are my favorite. ever since the WC, im convinced that they top them all. i dont even know where to begin.
+ that sky sports video is one of the best. i was so amused that a station actually made that video, as in looked for clips to fit the lyrics and showed moments between the two of them.
+ some more pics, i guess. love their expressions in that one. they can be massive dorks without shame. or celebrate goals and wins.

+ quotes: "Cristiano: And third, I haven’t had any problem with Rooney. He is my colleague and my friend, and we continue to get along fine. As I said, after the game he congratulated me, told me that Portugal had an excellent team, he told me to carry on; in other words, I have an excellent friendly relationship with him. Everything that was said about that was a lie.

Rooney: Ronny's a good friend of mine. At Man Utd, we're usually the two youngest in the squad, so we often partner each other in training, and have a few laughs together. As we came down the tunnel and went out onto the pitch, me and Ronny had a bit of banter together. Most commentators thought Ronny was winding me up. That's because I was looking serious while he was sort of smirking and sniggering, while giving me a little poke on the back of my shoulder. But that's how I always look before going onto the pitch. I try to stay serious and focused.

What we really-talked about might come as a bit of a shock to some people - because it was so boring. Hardly worth repeating really, if so many hadn't got it all wrong. First of all, in the tunnel, we wished each other good luck in the game, hoped it went well, which is what you always say to team-mates. Okay, he wasn't in my team that day, but you still wish a fellow professional to have a good game.

What the papers didn't know, and probably will never believe, is that on the coach, on the way home after the game, I sent a text to Ronny. I told him to forget about what happened. I wasn't blaming him for interfering. Then I wished him and Portugal good luck in the semis and hoped they got to the final. And I meant it. "


+ i adore that roo calls him ronny. in the infamous WC video, he yells out ronny as he pushes him away which i find cute because he still maintains it even in his anger. and the little nudge at the end. sigh. another one i love is this glorious manpile. who's the first one to jump on top of rooney? that's right. talking about ronaldo.

[info]rezie

October 23 2006, 22:06:43 UTC 5 years ago

apparently my comment was too long, haha.

+ i think roo is misunderstood. i find him to be sweet and endearing. some select quotes.

" "Some people think I'm ugly, but I don't because I've always looked like this."

Wayne likes the musicals too. The day before a big match, he loves nothing more than to sing along to Oliver! while receiving a massage, a ritual he shares with Zinedine Zidane. Or maybe not. He says: "I've ruined so many hairdryers by letting them burn out. Coleen hates it. She won't let me turn on a vacuum cleaner or a fan, not when we're together."

"I felt so ashamed that I'd let her down so much. I've always loved her and always will, so why had I done such a shameful thing? "It's my biggest single regret in life. I can never sufficiently make it up to Coleen - but I have tried and I am trying."

He says he doesn't have a particular hairstyle and has no interest in clothes.
"I don't understand those players, and there are quite a few, who turn up in the latest fashions every day. The United players have a go at me and call me a scruff." Hilariously, he tells how his teammates tease him about his choice of footwear. He said: "I get some stick in the United dressing room because I usually turn up in slippers. I have two pairs - just soft ordinary carpet slippers - one from Marks & Spencer and the other just a cheap pair with an England flag on the front bought from the market."

"They reported that, after the game, while I was still in our dressing room, I had tried to get into the Portuguese dressing room in order to hit Ronny. That's not true. By then, such a thought wasn't even going through my mind.


+ and im stopping now because i dont know how far i can go with this. haha. yay roo/ron!

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October 23 2006, 23:19:12 UTC 5 years ago

Wow, I have a hard time keeping up with all the comments now *g* and I bet there are 100 more tomorrow. I really have to got to bed now - thank you everyone for broadening my Rooney/Ronaldo-horizon, hehe. Back for more tomorrow. :)

[info]junalele

October 24 2006, 10:15:48 UTC 5 years ago

Wow, I have a hard time keeping up with all the comments now *g* and I bet there are 100 more tomorrow.
I'm actually completly shocked with the response. 129 comments. Wow! Obviously nearly everybody here is/was a secret shipper of these two dying to come out... ;)

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[info]karneol_vision

October 23 2006, 23:22:25 UTC 5 years ago

Duh... as I don't have anything to contribute at the moment, I'd like to describe my feelings in the face of this post. If I wasn't totally spent it'd be surely easier.
Really - you know the feeling when you look at something and you breathe in air through your nose because your lips are pressed together in a smile... Yeah, it's like - being really proud. I feel so emotional, like a loving mother - or aunt for that matter - watching a kid taking its first serious steps and being admired and cheered at by relatives *sigh*

Lol. It's such an adorable post XD :D

Oh, and now I feel kind of loaded too and very in love with it all. Aw at the pics, aw at the kissing, aw at the vids and interviews. If I was able to produce any coherent thought now and to utter any productive feedback... sorry *shruggs* I hope I'll be able tomorrow. For now I'll be going to sleep and dream.

[info]junalele

October 24 2006, 10:23:34 UTC 5 years ago

ol. It's such an adorable post XD :D
*blushes*

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[info]supersexy58

October 24 2006, 03:47:37 UTC 5 years ago

Snif. That was just beautiful. I'm pumped you did it. And the NAPE! Anytime there is nape involved, you know I'll be there.

Lovers.

[info]junalele

October 24 2006, 11:09:46 UTC 5 years ago

Thanks. And how could I not include The Nape, right? I love The Nape, I adore The Nape, I worship The Nape... ;)

Lovers.
Word! *giggles*

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[info]wahlee

October 24 2006, 13:44:37 UTC 5 years ago

so awesome!!! sweet love.

[info]junalele

October 24 2006, 16:45:29 UTC 5 years ago

Aren't they? :)

[info]memororis

November 2 2006, 17:54:11 UTC 5 years ago

I just have to point out that you forgot to add this "blowjob in public"-picture to your post. lol

[info]junalele

November 2 2006, 22:25:23 UTC 5 years ago

Actually I kind of had included it since it's the intimate picture in the torlaune-article I mention. Not that you ever took a look. And I know - because the link didn't work. *giggles* So I repaired the link and included the picture as such. Quoted your lovely title for it. *cackles*

[info]acertainallure

November 4 2006, 00:55:28 UTC 5 years ago

the last pic is a manip lol

Anonymous

November 4 2006, 18:41:14 UTC 5 years ago

You sure? Because you can also see it on professional archives... I always thought it was just a matter of perspective, that in reality there was quite a bit of space between unhappy kneeling Cristiano and unhappy standing Wayne.

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[info]onion_

November 5 2006, 17:38:11 UTC 5 years ago

Oh god no.






I guess there's really no denying this pair now, is there? Not in the face of such strong evidence. LOL

[info]junalele

November 6 2006, 15:18:17 UTC 5 years ago

Nope, there isn't. *whistles happily* ;)

[info]lobelia321

November 18 2006, 12:39:51 UTC 5 years ago

Juna!!!! How did I miss this? Well, I know how; this was posted right about the time that my whole job situation hit the shit, and just goes to show that one should never leave LJ for more than two days at a time. This would have so cheered me up, too! What an overwhelming response!!! Fantabulistic! Oh, and a rec! I've tabbed it and will print out! I was looking for something to read...!

This collection of pics and clips is awesome. You are amazing(ly obsessed)!! And I am utterly convinced now: this is canon! Or if it's not canon, it's fanon to the Entire World! I couldn't believe that what you call the romantic video is actual TV; I kept thinking 'surely this is a fannish compilation' but no, argh, it seems to have been aired in The Real World! *is stunned* It's like a love ode! The world wants these two to be together! And the clip where Rooney 'learned a trick from Ronaldo' -- I just watched that three times in a row, squee squee squeee.

The Kiss on the Nape!!

[info]junalele

November 18 2006, 14:04:51 UTC 5 years ago

*blushes* Thanks.

In the meantime [info]stina_x wrote a sequel and also a sort of prequel which *squee* has Cristianochen with Jose Mourinho who is Portugese and crazy and oh so hot.

kept thinking 'surely this is a fannish compilation' but no, argh, it seems to have been aired in The Real World! *is stunned* It's like a love ode!
I was thinking the same. But no, 'real' journalists put it together. And under every second Cristyne picture printed somewhere youc an read things like 'They kissed and made up' or 'Happy together again'. It's amazing.

Isn't that precious. Wayne trying that trick and Cristiano... *ded* And The Kiss on The Nape - I know!!! *dedder*

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